Twas a cloudy day and Madeen the witch was walking through a enchanted forest on a quest

Madeen: LALALALALA Im on quest lalalalala

     When suddenly she came upon a bridge but a dark figure blocked it from her path

Troll:(in a dark voice) halt you may not pass

Madeen: Oh and why not

Troll: because. Umm well I really dont know I just say you can cross it

Madeen: Oh please good sir Im on a quest please let me pass

Troll: I will let you pass on one condition I get to eat you then you can pass the bridge in my stomach GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Madeen: (shriek)

            When suddenly a huge shadow erupted from the water

       Nessie:  ooooooooooooooooh booooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOO I am Nessie and Im going to eat you

       Madeen: ok so now I have to deal with 2 people that want to eat me wouldnt you rather eat a troll

       Nessie: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok!

              And Nessie was as true as his words he clamped down on the trolls fat head and lifted him into the air then pulled him into the water. Madeen watched and laughed as she saw the troll squirm and kick its feet in pain then she made her way across the bridge.

            She soon left the enchanted forest and entered a mystical grotto full of fairies and pixies not to mention the occasional nymph too bad a necromancer was picking on all of them

       Madeen: Hey you!

       Necromancer: WHAT

       MADeen: leave those assortments of creatures alone

       Necromancer: I dont think I will thank you

       Madeen: Then you leave me no choice

              She took out her broom and started beaten away at the necromancer

       Necromancer: stupid little witch dont you know that necromancers are healed by being beaten by blunt objects and now Im gonna eat you!

      Madeen: Eep!

               Then out of nowhere a screeching noise was heard

      Necromancer: oh no my only weakness the scream of a banshee Im melting melting

                Madeen watched him melt in pain and laughed at him as he screamed and watched him melt down to the last once. After she was done with her fun she went to see whom her hero was and to her surprise it was a banshee

      Madeen: thank you for saving me, by the by whats you name

      Banshee: The name is Banshesha
             Madeen: What the (bleep) are you trying to (bleep)ing pull you mother (bleep) er It says up there on the top of the (bleep)ing story that your mother (bleep)in name is (bleep) Silvia you better start (bleep) in explaining or I will (bleep) you up

       Banshesha: I like this name better it means pig goddess in German

            So the two new friends continued the quest and now we learn that Madeen has a chronic swearing behavior that could make Jerry Springer look like church and that Banshesha the banshee thinks she the pig goddess. We now find our heroes in a celestial prairie although they are not alone

       Madeen: what the (bleep) is up with this (bleep)in place I hope there isnt some (bleep)in goblin that tries (bleep)in eat me

       Banshesha: Maybe I will find my ancestor pig relatives

            Although before they had time to dwell upon the thought, a creature jumped out from behind a rock. It was the second most feared monster in all of the world, a gremlin. Being only a foot tall isnt very threatening but the fact that it can shoot farm animals at you is beyond the worst imaginable thing that can happen to you.

      Gremlin: I want to eat you!

      Banshesha: Who? Me?

     Gremlin: no the other one

      Madeen: why isnt this just jolly of course no one wants to eat (bleep)in Banshesha it always has to be (bleep)in me doesnt it well you know what Grimlin no I will not stand here and let you eat me I will fight you, no one will stop me from seeing the grand wizard Mojo Malfoy

      Gremlin: Very well it looks like I will kill you then eat you. Pity though I wanted to eat something alive

            As soon as he finished speaking he was shooting pigs and cows out of his hands

      Madeen: SCREAM

      Strange voice: not so fast, Im not even going to waste a good pun on you!

      Gremlin: ughhhhhhh its you leprechaun

      Leprechaun: ive got your number Gremlin LUCK OF THE IRISH

            Leprechaun jumps into the air and showers the Gremlin with 4 leaf clovers

      Gremlin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THEYRE SHARP AND POINTY

            Leprechaun, Banshesha and Madeen watched and laughed as such a pretty flower impaled him. They soon followed a yellow brick road into a moore not just any moore GET IT ANYMOORE HAHAHAHAHA (cough). It was called Mysterious Moore and they started to notice it was cold and decide to go into a cavern with what seemed to be entire tunnel system of lakes and rivers when they were ambushed by a cat

Cat: hissssssssssssssss

Madeen: what the (beep) is your (beeping) problem

Cat: you killed my master and now im going to eat you not the banshee and the leprechaun though I have nothing against them and to insure your death I brought a lizard

Our heros: GASP

            For they knew that a lizard was the most feared creature in the entire world. It had abilities to kill on sight, melt diamonds with its breath, and call upon the elements to aid it our heros crept into the corner while the cat laughed and tiny but evil lizard corned them but suddenly a massive creature came out of the water it was nessie

Cat: noooooooooooooo Im ru----

            But before she could finish her words Nessie ate her and the lizard in one gulp. They thanked Nessie and he offered them a ride to the wonderful diamond castle of oz so they rode there on his back, on the river to the castle to meet the wonflubular master wizard Mojo Malfoy when they entered his chamber

Mojo Malfoy: wha. what is it I dont want to wake up yet mommy (leprechaun was waking him up abruptly)

Madeen: listen up (beep) I mean business

Mojo Malfoy: ok I will grant you all a wish or give you some gay medal

Mojo Malfoy: For you Banshesha a heart so now you can have courage, for you the only Scottish Leprechaun a brain and for you Madeen a bag of marbles now get out of my house or I will eat you so they did