Well here it is. The highly anticipated (by some, at least) Jack Snyder Fan Club! Okay I won't lie to you I'm mostly doing this because I've been joking around with Jack for a long time about me dedicating a page on my site to him, so here it is!
Reasons Why Jack Is the Coolest
1. He's the guy version of me! It's true!
2. He has a great taste in movies
3. He is the only person around as attractive as me, so he knows what its like to have the trials and tribulations only we beautiful people have to face.
4. He is a great friend to all the poor starving children around the world.
5.Everyone loves him, and he loves everyone.
6. He lets us use his basement and his hot tub.
7. He is very deep and philosophical
8. He is fun to be around
9. He is great at DDR and probably some other video games, too.
10. Like the rhyme says, once you've had Jack you never go back!