Years after Harrys days at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry had passed and Harry finally settled down with Cho Chang. They had a daughter named after his mothers middle name, Gweniveer she, like many other young wizards and witches were starting terms at Hogwarts first traveling on the mighty Hogwarts Express then finally approaching Hogwarts itself! Let us join gweniveer

Gweniveer: this is ridiculous!

      Gweniveer was trying to find a place to sit for the remainder of the trip

Dexter: Excuse me but are you by any chance gweniveer Potter?

Gweniveer: why yes, yes I am

Dexter: well you can come in here with us

             Gweniveer joined Dexter into the compartment

      Gweniveer: So who are you 2

      Dexter: the names Dexter Im from a muggle born family

      Alvin: And Im Alvin, Alvin Longbottom

            The three hit things off immediately becoming the very best off friends finally they reached Hogwarts. When the students were lead to the entrance they heard a scream from a 4^th year girl

      4^th year girl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH its mecha Malfoy!!!!

            And as quickly as her scream left her mouth a giant, metallic, robot came bursting from the forbidden forest

      Mecha Malfoy: Mudbloods detected. Crush, Kill, Destroy

            And all the students stood there flabbergasted with fright when the door bursted open smacking Gweniveer in the face making her nosebleed a woman bolted out wand raised and aiming at the robot

      Proffesor Granger: MORBEUIS

            Mecha Malfoy flew backwards  200 feet in the air then landed out of sight

      Proffesor Granger: is everyone all right?

            Then her eyes turned to Gweniveer

      Proffesor Granger: Gasp

            Gweniveer: what?

            Proffesor Granger: Your Harry Potters daughter arnt you

            Gweniveer: yes I am

            Proffesor Granger: you have your fathers eyes, not to mention your wearing a t-shirt with you name on it.

            Gweniveer: Oh

            Proffesor Granger (PG): (looks dreamily into the air) I remember your father we were best friends the only one who stood in our way was that horrible Weasly but I took care of him (sinister smile) I mean uhhhhhhhhhhhh First years follow me

            All the first years were lead past a great hall into a giant dinning area where they were put in front of the sorting hat when it starts to sing

            Sorting hat: You may not think Im pretty but heck Im one sexy hat I mean who else could keep a figure like this for a thousand years

            Proffesor Granger took out a finger and pulled it against her neck making the your dead gesture

            Sorting Hat: Uhhh uhhh I mean Ravenclaw clearly the worst of the group, Slytherin the coolest if you like to kill things, Gryfindor clearly for the loyal and the just

And Hufflepuff isnt it obvious they suck. Now its time to sort the wee ones, dont be afraid dont be shy the worst that can happen is that you could die.

            Professor Granger: When I call your name get up here and pull the sorting hat over you head

            But as soon as the first student went up to the stool, yet again Mecha Malfoy attacked blasting through the walls killing many students but it was ok because they were slytherin

            Mecha Malfoy: Mudbloods detected

            Shoots a missile at the students, but Hermione was quick to act. She grabbed the sorting hat and pulled out that sword from the chamber of secrets. Muttered a incantation which made the sword shoot a laser beam at it which didnt do beans so she just chucked the darn thing at the metallic Malfoy strangely this made all the difference in the world and Mecha Malfoy blasted out of there

            Professor Granger: let us continue

            After most students were called it was finally Gweniveers turn she pulled the sorting hat over her head and instantly was spoken to

            Sorting hat: (sniffs) you hair its lovely what is it that you use essence of butterbeer?

             Gweniveer: Why yes, yes it Hey were you sniffing my hair! You pervert!

            The sorting hat was obviously offended and replied to her rude comment

            Sorting Hat: Very well, Hogwarts I have an announcement to make for a new house

Everyone: Gasps
Sorting Hat: Yes, yes I know this student shows great signs of ??? Uhhhhhhhhh low confidence and uhhhhh um whats that thing you know when you dont have dignity

Professor Granger: non-dignity-ness??

Sorting Hat: no, no thats not it oh yeah shame low confidence and shame alas the new house shall be named . LOSER!!!

Gweniveer: You have got to be (beep)in me

            Hagrid had moved a small 4-seater table for Gweniveer. Professor Granger strictly pointed at the table and magically made a house crest for Gweniveer and yet again magically sewn it on her Hogwarts outfit. Growing impatient she cast the morbeius spell and Gweniveer levitated over to her lonely and barren table.

            She ate alone, then was appointed prefect for her house for she was the only person in the house. A teacher was unfortunate to learn that he became the head of house. He was the new defense against the dark arts teacher, professor Hinlly. Didnt make much of a difference though for he was a beatnik and that was all Gweniveer heard of him and her house ever mentioned in the same sentence again. And incase youve been wondering where Alvin and Dexter ran off to they were sorted into Ravenclaw, Gweniveer felt bad for them.

            After the feast was concluded Professor Granger informed the Gweniveer that her house was added during the banquet

            Professor Granger: your password is diffy winkle and its located on the second floor oh and one thing Say hello to Myrtle for me

                        Gweniveer: What whose myrtle

                                    But Professor Granger left her hangin. Gweniveer with quite a bit of trouble found her way to her dormitory. When she reached it she saw a huge panting of a clown, clowns terrorize Gweniveer, now imagine if you will how frightened she was when it spoke to her

                        Clown Painting: GWAHAHAHA HIYA LITTLE GIRL. CARE FOR A BALLOON ANIMAL?
                        Gweniveer: D. D..Diffy winkle

                                    She didnt even care what the freaky clown painting said she just ran through the entrée way screaming. Although that was no scream compared to the scream she let our when she got into her dormitory which, was a bathroom

                        Gweniveer: My dormitory is a Bathroom!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

                        Moaning Myrtle: What are you complaining about (sob) you didnt die in here

                                    But Myrtles tears dried up laughing at the fact that Gweniveer didnt have to sleep In the bathroom oh it was worse she had to sleep and do her work in the chamber of secrets. Moaning Myrtle informed Gweniveer how to get inside her dormitory.

Gweniveer: ok this sucks. But how bad can it be                 

The scream that Gweniveer let out was heard all over the grounds

            Gweniveer: There is a dead snake in my Dormitory!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                        Gweniveer not soon fell to sleep but occasionally drifted off into a frightened slumber using a dead rat as a pillow.

                        The next day Gweniveer sat lonely at her table when a owl swooped down and dropped her class schedule on her plate of rabbit meat and then pooped on her head she read the contents of the letter

1.      Monday the loser house will be joined with the remainder of the slytherins for a double potion sessions

2.      Tuesday the loser house be taught alone defense against the dark arts lessons

3.      whatever is left

She finished reading her schedule and decided that she would start for her first class. As she reached her first class there was an evil looking man with a long nose greeted her with a sinister smile

Professor Snape: Miss Potter what a delightful treat Im looking forward to our lessons ahead 

She found a seat and they began potions. Snape was rambling about a sleeping potion when she heard the words test on students now he looked over to her and jumped over a few desks laughing sinisterillily and forced her mouth open, kissed her then poured the potion down her throat.

Snape: sleep my sweet bwahahahhahaha

            Months had past

Professor Granger: Miss potter wake up, wake up Miss potter

Gweniveer: wha???

Professor Granger: you need to hurry down to the quiditch stadium its your house versus slytherin for the house cup

Gweniveer: But

Professor granger: no time get down there

            So she did

            The crowd was huge all wearing the team they were supportings house colors. The slytherin team entered the field both teams met each other and were forced to shake hands by madam hooch. Slytherins captain and seeker was Bingo Billson there beaters were Fred and Geraja Nicleson there chaser was Hilib Truphet and Mecha Malfoy there goal person the sorting hat only hardcore

            Now the losers team captin and seeker was Gweniveer potter, their chasers Gweniveer potter there beaters Gweniveer potter and there goal person Gweniveer Potter the reason why Gweniveer Potter is the only person on the team is because shes the only person in the loser house.

            Oh and the players have taken off! Madam hooch has blown her whistle!

            But as soon as madam hooch blew her whistle smack! the snitch smacked Gweniveer in the face and she fell off her broom although the snitch was still on the side of her face stuck there you see the snitch made a dent in her face at such a proportion that it could not be unstop.

            After she woke from her concusion it was the last day and im just going to do this because J.K lady always ends her books like this

            AHHHHHHHHHH voldemort RUN

            THANK GOD HARRY POTTER IS HERE HE SAVED US ALL WE LOVE YOU HARRY

            Any ways when Gweniveer got home she smacked her dad because he said the school was the best and when he asked her what house she was in she casted one of the 3 unforgivable curses on him

                                                The end