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Guns n Roses2148: and we got confirmation on sunday
mindgames1317: oh is that starting already?
Guns n Roses2148: yes
Guns n Roses2148: do u have a st name picked
mindgames1317: im still thinking
mindgames1317: do you?
Guns n Roses2148: i picked Dominic
mindgames1317: i like it
Guns n Roses2148: yes
Guns n Roses2148: michael dominic sounds better than michael polycarp
mindgames1317: i agree
Guns n Roses2148: yeah
Guns n Roses2148: did u pick a sponsor
mindgames1317: nope
Guns n Roses2148: i should do that but i dont kno who to pick
Guns n Roses2148: ill take father cleatus
mindgames1317: father cletus rocks
Guns n Roses2148: u can hve zappa
mindgames1317: nah
Guns n Roses2148: lol
Guns n Roses2148: u can have hubberty then
mindgames1317: who?
Guns n Roses2148: decon hubberty
Guns n Roses2148: hes the mary mother decon
mindgames1317: oh
Guns n Roses2148: we've got 2 preists and a decon
mindgames1317: yeah i knew that i just wasnt sure of the deacons name
Guns n Roses2148: o
Guns n Roses2148: father cletus should have a sitcom
mindgames1317: that would be so cool
Guns n Roses2148: "Cleatus was filmed b4 a live stuido audience"
Guns n Roses2148: Cletus: Father Jim what are you doing whith that precious blood of jesus?
Jim: Its not precious blood... Its not concicrated.
Audience: AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Guns n Roses2148: im gunna get stared on that
Guns n Roses2148: i wrote the best paper for religion class
mindgames1317: on what?
Guns n Roses2148: its my therory that in the church all the priests and nuns have a party room a "Crazy room" if u will with like a trampoline and like a PS2 and like a lazer pointer
mindgames1317: i think they do
Guns n Roses2148: i said if you go out to the court yard and pull the arm on the jesus statue it opens up a seret passage
mindgames1317: i think they're really living secret crazy nightlives
Guns n Roses2148: in the crazy room
mindgames1317: right
mindgames1317: and the walls would all be wacky colored
Guns n Roses2148: i bring it up in every class disscusion
mindgames1317: and their rosaries turn to bling bling and their cassocks are tye dyed
Guns n Roses2148: with black lights in a bong and a bubble machine
Guns n Roses2148: they have like tye dye cassics
mindgames1317: and they do crazy psychedlic music on that big organ
Guns n Roses2148: they got a fuseball table
Guns n Roses2148: and a raquet ball court
mindgames1317: and a cat
Guns n Roses2148: go carts
mindgames1317: and a smoothie bar
Guns n Roses2148: high speed internet access
mindgames1317: dance dance revolution
Guns n Roses2148: chiro machine
mindgames1317: and a starbucks
Guns n Roses2148: pool table
mindgames1317: i like that idea
mindgames1317: i think the crazy room actually exists
Guns n Roses2148: u should read my paper
Guns n Roses2148: when i get to my dads ill email it to u
mindgames1317: you know that statue of st agnes in the courtyard?
Guns n Roses2148: yeah?
mindgames1317: i like her hair
mindgames1317: she has good hair
mindgames1317: i want mine to look like that
Guns n Roses2148: lol
mindgames1317: curly and long
mindgames1317: thats why im growing it out
Guns n Roses2148: thats what ur hair does look like
mindgames1317: i was divinely inspired
Guns n Roses2148: lol
mindgames1317: no i want mine long like st agnes's
Guns n Roses2148: ill tell the ppl at my school about it
Guns n Roses2148: u kno who prbly has a great crazy room
mindgames1317: what?
Guns n Roses2148: the pope
mindgames1317: probably
mindgames1317: his probably takes up like all the earth under the crust
Guns n Roses2148: yes
mindgames1317: like we think we're on lava but if you dig down far enough its the popes crazy room
Guns n Roses2148: the entire city of monty carlo is his crazy room
mindgames1317: think if he took off all his pope gear and put on a fake mustache people would know its him?
Guns n Roses2148: hmmmmmmmmm
Guns n Roses2148: i dont kno
Guns n Roses2148: thats interesting
mindgames1317: i mean he could be like in vegas right now and people wouldnt know
Guns n Roses2148: i think like the cardinals keep tabs on him
mindgames1317: yeah but maybe they cover up his little excursions for him
Guns n Roses2148: he goes and parties with cher and the New York Yankees
Guns n Roses2148: and the queen of england
Guns n Roses2148: they all wear the groucho marx glasses and nose
Guns n Roses2148: the pope wears the pope  clothes cher wears the indian head dress the queen wears her crown and the yankees all wear their jerseies and just wear the glasses and no one can tell
mindgames1317: i know i wouldnt be able to tell
Guns n Roses2148: me neither
mindgames1317: and then theres all the people we think are dead
mindgames1317: like elvis
Guns n Roses2148: but they dont need to do that they can all just go to the pope's crazy room
Guns n Roses2148: lol
mindgames1317: maybe elvis is the popes personal entertainment, so they have to keep him in the crazy room
mindgames1317: he performs concerts adn the pope invites all his friends
Guns n Roses2148: with cher
Guns n Roses2148: lmao
mindgames1317: yes
Guns n Roses2148: cher and elvis had babies
mindgames1317: no seriously im starting to like cher more and more every day
mindgames1317: its creepy
Guns n Roses2148: cheris
mindgames1317: like i used to hate her
Guns n Roses2148: eler
Guns n Roses2148: elver
mindgames1317: and then i though she was just kind of funny
Guns n Roses2148: lmao
mindgames1317: now i think she deserves some respect
Guns n Roses2148: lol
Guns n Roses2148: yes she doews
Guns n Roses2148: does*
mindgames1317: well i mean she's maintained a huge fan base since the 60's
Guns n Roses2148: yea
mindgames1317: and shes a very successful woman
mindgames1317: and seems like a nice person
Guns n Roses2148: she can party with the pope and pat benitar
mindgames1317: yes
Guns n Roses2148: lol
Guns n Roses2148: and the Yankees
mindgames1317: this conversation is going up on my site
Guns n Roses2148: lmao
Guns n Roses2148: mine too
Guns n Roses2148: i bet the pope has unicorns in his crazy room
mindgames1317: so thats waht happened to them!
Guns n Roses2148: yes
mindgames1317: i wonder if thats the reason people really become priests
Guns n Roses2148: and he has the real lizzie mcguire
mindgames1317: so they can rise to the rank of pope, and get the awesome crazy room
Guns n Roses2148: yes
Guns n Roses2148: so they can get crazy rooms
mindgames1317: and then like every thursday everyone dresses in drag and has a rocky horror picture show party
mindgames1317: the pope doing the time warp
Guns n Roses2148: fridays are ladies night
Guns n Roses2148: they dont get many of them
mindgames1317: i bet they dont
Guns n Roses2148: a couple carmelite sisters
mindgames1317: well they do have the statue of saint agnes for when things get really slow
mindgames1317: they can compliment her hair
Guns n Roses2148: lol
mindgames1317: but she doesnt say anything
Guns n Roses2148: and brush it
mindgames1317: haha yes
Guns n Roses2148: lol
Guns n Roses2148: cardinols dont have to pay cover
mindgames1317: and sometimes they invite some lower ranking priest from small midwestern churches just to make fun of them
Guns n Roses2148: like father jim
mindgames1317: yeah
mindgames1317: like they get all excited about it
Guns n Roses2148: although mary mother isnt small
mindgames1317: and go to see the crazy room
Guns n Roses2148: lmao
mindgames1317: but then they dont get let in
Guns n Roses2148: and they fly all the way out to rome
mindgames1317: cause the pope purposely didnt tell them the password
Guns n Roses2148: lol
mindgames1317: and he looks out the window and laughs
Guns n Roses2148: u have to have recieved holy orders to get in
Guns n Roses2148: if not the jesus statue shoots lazers out its eyes
Guns n Roses2148: i put that in my paper
mindgames1317: yeah but sometimes they invite protestant ministers. to make fun of them for not being catholic
Guns n Roses2148: then crucify them in st peters square
mindgames1317: hey lets not get ahead of ourselves here
Guns n Roses2148: lol
mindgames1317: the popes a nice guy
Guns n Roses2148: yeah lol