It begins.

My partner and I were at a diner at 3:00 am It wasnt odd for us we were used to being awake during the hours of the dead because we were spirit detectives and I have no Idea what that is I just like the job because I get to shoot some wicked up laser out of my hand well anyways.

Ellone: that last battle really sucked I barely got to do anything because of you and your stupid spirit gun thats all you ever do just kick open the door and shoot the place up like a maniac.
Yu-Yu: its not that bad
Ellone: not bad you killed 13 civilians last time
Yu-Yu: well its not like they werent going to die anyways not to mention my spirit gun is more affective then your psychic powers
Ellone: dont diss the magic, man
Yu-Yu: sure whatever

At that moment the head dinner man snapped and took out his shot gun

Dinner man: ITS 3 AM GO HOME
      and started to fire wildly at the spirit detectives

Ellone : oh shi
            but before Ellone could even finish her swear word Yu-Yu started to get really trigger happy
Yu-Yu :SPIRIT GUN!!!!!!!!!!!

            That did the trick too the dinner man was defeated and the dinner was totaled

Ellone: you see this is exactly what I mean

Yu-Yu: oh shut up

            Meanwhile back a HQ the head cheese was cornered by a masked villain
Head cheese: you know you will never get away with this

Masked villain: (diabolical laugh) you moron (hits head cheese with glove) I dont plan on getting away dont you see im using you as bait for the spirit detectives 

                             but at that momentEdd arrives with her stink guns flailing her arms wildly in the air

Edd: not so fast buddy Im packing heat and Im on the edge man, so back of the head cheese, man

            But Edd being stupider then a constipated jar jar binks accidentally pulled the trigger back firing on her and making a perfect escape mists for the masked villain to escape

            The spirit detectives arrive

Ellone: Edd what the @!#$ happened
Edd: the head cheese hes been hes been ki

            Edd was unable to finish her sentence she wasnt dieing she wasnt slowing drifting into unconsciousness she was just a moron and thought that it would be appropriate for the story

Ellone

Yu-Yu: it looks like we will need to call in the team 

Ellone: you mean?

Yu-Yu: yes I mean anime team X

Ellone: all right

            Ellone put her hands to her head and sent a psychic wave out across the world

            Meanwhile in Japan
Goku: Kamea ame ame ahhhhhhhhhhh

            A huge laser erupts from his fist

Goku: yay! It looks like I will eat squirrel tonight!!!!!!!!!! Better than that crappy gourmet food Bulma makes

            Right before he takes a bite out of his squirrel on a stick he receives ellones message

            Goku: Huh? My friends are in trouble OHHHHHHHHHHHH NIMBUS!

            At that moment a massive cloud arrived and Goku jumped on heading for America

            Meanwhile in France

Yuna: Tidus you said we would see the Eiffel Tower Im tired of stopping every five feet to watch you eat

Tidus: relax babe I just have a serious case of the munchies!

Yuna: Honestly do you think you could go without eating for like 3 min
Tidus: yeah whatever babe

            And with those words yuna slapped the pastry out of tiduss hand

Tidus: ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH no one touches my food

            And took out his sword but before he could her Yuna immediately got to work by rolling her staff

Yuna: Tidus I think its time to learn yourself some respect

            And with that a giant fiery creature appeared she summoned Ifrit

Yuna: Ifrit. Hellfire

Ifrit: yes my lady

            Ifrit Leapt into the air and shot humongous fires ball at Tidus. Tidus only had time to say eep. After tidus woke from his coma

Yuna: guess what Tidus?

Tidus: (SCREAM) get away from me you witch.        

Yuna didnt like that at all so you she took out her staff and summoned yet another creature this time it was Shiva

 Yuna: Shiva

Shiva: yes my master?

            Yuna: Diamond dust

            With that Shiva shot a icy blast at tidus

            After tidus woke from his second coma 7 days later

Yuna: are you ready now

            Tidus obviously afraid but replyed to yuna with a small eep

Yuna: tidus weve been called by the Anime team

            Tidus still afraid but agreed with her

Yuna: Great

            Yet again she whipped out her staff to summon Bahamut, king of dragons. Tidus wet himself on the spot

Yuna: were going to ride him you moron

            Tidus let out a sigh of relief now get on him were late

            The hopped on Bahamut and zoomed to America.

            Meanwhile in Disco Town USA

Disco ball:

            Disco ball shone brightly

Disco ball:

            Disco ball obviously received the message and started to spin hastily and teleported to America, which I may add, was already in

            Back to Yu-Yu now accompanied with Tidus, Yuna, Edd, Goku, and Ellone and Disco ball.

Yuna: Ellone its been so long

            Yuna and Ellone ran up to each other and fakely kissed from left cheek to right. Edd watched jealously and a light bulb appeared over her head

Edd: Disco ball long time no

            Edd ran up to it attempting to kiss as of the way Yuna did but tripped on the way over there

Yuna: (in a disgruntled voice) oh hello Edd

            The men of the group were having there own reunion although not as smoothly

Tidus: hello Goku

Goku: We meet again tidus

            You could literally cut the tension with a Spork cwehwehweh mmmmmmmmmmhhhmmm thats some good tension (cough) any ways back to our story 

Goku: I can still see youre a scrawny little chicken wuss

Tidus: I can still see youre a bulky muscle head

Goku: lets settle this here and now

Tidus: thats the smartest thing you ever said

            Out of nowhere a fierce wind started to erupt making their hair blow

Tidus: judging by your power level youre still a weakling

Goku: hehehe

Tidus: What your power level is off the charts!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HOW CAN IT BE

            With that Gokus hair turned golden. Goku turned into a super sayon

Goku: Kameah meah meah ahhhhhhhhhhh

            Goku belt out his devastating kameamea wave right at tidus

            After the smoke cleared Goku witnessed a very crispy tidus

Goku: hehehe..HAHAHA BWAHAHHAHAHAH---

            Only his stomach interrupted Gokus laughter

Goku: All that fighting made me hungry

Tidus shook off his crispy-ness and said

Tidus: your hungry too?

Goku: why yes, yes I am

            The 2 instantly became best of friends only cause of their massive, constant desire for food.

Yu-Yu: Ahem!

             Everyone turned his or her attention to Yu-Yu

 Yu-Yu Everyone we have a rescue mission on our hands

Goku: who?

Yu-Yu: The Head Cheese

Everyone: gasp

Ellone: we have an idea where he is

Yuna: where?

Ellone: in the castle evil (thunder after she says its name)

Edd: the.the..the. Castle of evil

Ellone: (in a disgruntle manor) yes the castle of evil like I said

Edd: I can take it

Ellone: right

            Ellone motions for yuna and they start giggling in a whisper behind Edds back

            Edd anger level goes from a 5 to an 8 and attempts to whisper to disco ball but fails miserably and trips down a flight of stairs

Goku: ummmm? (Breaks his trance of confusion) I think we should storm the castle

Yu-Yu: ok lets go

            It was quite a sight to see Goku called his flying nimbus, Yuna summoned her aeon valefor to fly to the castle with a neglecting tidus too, Edd grabbed disco ball and jumper on her magic scooter which goes millions of miles per seconds

Ellone: made a magic psychic guitar that Yu-Yu and Ellone jumped on and all of them flew off to the castle of evil

            At the castle of evil

Master Villain: I sense them coming masked villain

Masked Villain: master what is it that you wish me to do

Master Villain: hold them off

Masked villain: (tiny diabolical chuckle) yes master with pleasure

            KABOOM The anime gang arrived

Edd: let me at him

Ellone: (in a disgruntled voice) whatever

            Edds anger level moved from 8 to 9

Masked Villain: Welcome (blinding lights activate) to the castle of evil

Yu-Yu: give us the Head cheese now or.

Masked villain: oh I will give you the head cheese all right that is (evil tiny chuckle) if you can get past me

Yu-Yu: gladly (Gets trigger-happy) SPIRIT GUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
            Masked villain reflects his barrages right back at Yu-Yu, Yu-Yu instantly collapses

            Tidus attacks with a deadly Overdrive

Tidus: direct hit

Masked villain: too bad it didnt do any damage

Tidus: no!!!!

Goku: my turn

            Goku jumps into the air kicking and punching him then attacks with his cameameah wave

            Masked villain crashes through wall

            Yuna then casts a Holy attack right at masked villain before he can get up

Ellone: thats it your dead

Masked villain: you may have destroyed me but (tiny evil chuckle) you still have to get through Master Villain

Yuna: NO!

Edd: how tough can he be

            At that moment all of the walls shake they grab Yu-Yu and run outside. the castle collapse but after everyone thinks everything is safe a huge pillar of light erupts from the burning rubble the pillar doesnt die it only rests in the sky after moments a gigantic cloaked being appears and begins to shoot at them with a laser. Ellone casts a magic shield to protect her friends

            Ellone: I cant hold him hes just to strong

            Yu-Yu: Yu-Gi-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            Yu-Yu raises like a upright plank and grows 3 feet

Yu-Yu: (in a deeper voice) SSSSSSSSSSSSSPIRIT GUN

            The cloaked being gets knocked back a thousand feet and falls Yu-Yu then jumps into the air and start barraging him with 100s of spirit gun attacks

Goku: what happened

Edd: well lets see he grew three feet, his voice grew deep ( raised her index finger in a knowledgable way) I say he went through puberty!

            Everyone except Edd floats in disbelief and in embarrassment, there eyes turn into tiny dots and a giant bead of sweat falls from there head (thats a trick most anime people use)

Goku: Well whatever happened he cant hold him off forever I think he needs help and fast!

            Goku was right for the master villain shot a hand from the cloak and clenched on to him and started to squeeze Yu-Yu

Goku: I got to help him

             Goku turned yet again into a super sayon and flew off to help him he attacked with a few laser beams the team watched

Tidus:(in his thoughts: im so hungry): it will take more than that to help him

            Everyone hears a gargle from tiduss stomach and embaressed he flys off into the air slashing the master villain with his sword. Master villain starts to shoot lasers from his eyes yuna gets hit by a beam but is ok

Yuna: HE BROKE A NAIL,. MY HAIR. IS RUINED

            A enraged Yuna summons all her aeons (summon monster) and orders them to attack)

Yuna: THATS IT SHOW NO MERCY KICK HIM IN THE GROIN DO ANYTHING TO AVENGE MY HAIR DOO

            Her aeons did exactly what she said and he curled over onto the floor in pain but then the master villain attacks all of them even tidus, Goku and Yu-Yu with a plasma blast (whatever the hell that is)

Ellone: I better help

             Ellone aids her allies with a recovery ray all of our heros swarm around the masked villain like flies and attack him with their most powerful magic or attacks

            Yuna blind to anything because of how upset she is about her outfit ruined leaves only Edd and Disco ball alone

Edd: well it looks like its up to us

Disco ball:

Edd: you go first

            She kicks disco ball into the monster the monster (for that is what the masked villain has turned into) is unaffected but rather annoyed by the lame attempt so instantly destroys disco ball. Edds anger level goes from 9 10. Edd starts to shake uncontrollable

Edd: yoyou killed Disco ball

            Edd goes into a flashback sequence of all the times she shared with disco ball she (in her head) goes back to the time where disco spilt its ice cream and they laughed (or rather only Edd). She went back to the time when they were playing with a box of kittens she remembered the time she fell into the fishin hole and disco saved her from the jellyfish. Edd has tears in her eyes by now the monster had all of our heros in a hyper laser beam preparing to use its full power

Edd: you killed disco ball I wont let you kill anyone else

Edd: DIGIVOLVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            Edd runs into the monster attacking and kicking it and taking the occasional bite then a light bulb over her head appears and she takes out her stink guns

Edd: take this you freak

            She shoots the master villain with a devastating mist from her stink blast the master villain collapses and dies

Edd: wow I thought those things were pointless. Well what do you ya know

Narrator: KO. Well I had to say something didnt I?

            Edd rescued her stupefied friends and they rescued the head cheese right before they were all going to leave the masked villain attacked

Masked Villain: im not done yet

            But before anyone can attack Yuna jumps ontop of him and starts bearing away on him

Yuna: YOUR MASTER RUINED MY OUTFIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!           

With each word came a devastating deathblow from yuna. 3 hours later when she was done with him everyone looked over at the and saw that he had all his teeth knocked out, 13 black eyes, a bloody nose, both ears bitten off his face had scars all over but other than that Yuna had applied make up to his face he was beyond death everyone laughed at him because he was dead and they werent. Then they had a picnic and had a party then went to the salon they all dyed their hair to be like Gokus. Then they went to the movies to see the country bears then got kicked out because Yu-Yu got scared of the bears and used his spirit gun on the big screen then everyone joined in with lasers just for fun. After that they went swimming then they decided to go roller blading Tidus scraped his knee and cried then got a hot dog and felt better. Then they went to an amusement park and went on the roller coaster but yuna didnt because she didnt want to mess up her hair. Finally they went to a concert and skanked. Then they went home.

The morale of the story: dont be mean to people because you think there power level is at 5 but they actually were hiding there power level which was at 1,000,000,000 and then you would go WHA???????? YOUR POWER LEVEL IS OFF THE CHARTS, and then they totally own you by turning into a hyper sayon by kicking you into the air then flying into the air above you and punch him back down to earth with a impact that would give you a concussion then the person would laugh but when the mist goes away they see that your fine because really your power level would be off the charts and you were just tricking him and you shoot a billion lasers at him and then he would just reflect it and it would hit you then he would kick you in the air then barrage you with a series of kicks and punches and lasers and hit you back to the ground so hard that you go to China and you would be ok in the end but it would really hurt what was I saying oh well lalalalalala

About the author! Hello my name is matt and right now Im eating a PB and J sandwich. Im 14 and I like Harry Potter books. This story was pointless and hardly as funny as I thought it would be. Hopefully during the lame parts you found them funny. I should put this in the newspaper. What inspired me you ask well I was watching Dragon ball Z but it went to the back of my head then when I was watching Yu-Yu Yakasho with Derek and he said I should make a story and look where we are now. If you actually read the entire story tell me the morale of the story and I will award you with one of the 7 dragon balls. Holy crap this story is 7 freakin pages long I put a lot of thought into what character you people should have been and I hope you liked them well toodles