MandalorianElf01: One day, Jamie and Peter were walking through the halls of their school, skipping class, when suddenly, the fell through a worm hole and landed in an alternate dimension! In front of them stood a huge, fat, purple man with lots of gold chains and rings. "Ah! Oh no! It's Danny Thomas!" Peter screeched, cowering behind Jamie.

x0eyesonly0x: Jamie and Peter took two shiny pistols out of their holsters that were conveniently around their waists and shot Danny Thomas until he was a bloody heap on the floor. Peter and Jamie celebrate their victory and continue exploring the alternate dimension.

MandalorianElf01: Soon they came upon another purple man, but he wasnt as fat, and he was wafting out of an old oil lamp. "GREETINGS!" he boomed, "I-" but he was cut short when Peter put a bullet in his crotch. Jamie smacked Peter upside the head. "Well, he looked like the other guy!" Peter wined, rubbing his head

x0eyesonly0x: Jamie forgave Peter, because it was an honest mistake. Jamie only wished Peter hadn't shot him in the crotch. But after all was forgiven Peter and Jamie walked over a hill to find a town on the other side, and it was filled with creepy purple people! Jamie started singing "Its the one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eaters" Peter stopped her by covering her mouth with his hand when he noticed another purple man approaching

MandalorianElf01: "Hello there, who might you two young ones be?" he asked. Jamie elbowed Peter in the ribs before he could pull out his shiny pearl handle. Peter grumbling in the background about all his target practice gone to waist, Jamie stepped forward, "Hi. My name's Jamie, and the weirdo over there is Pete, and we don't know what we're doing here."

x0eyesonly0x: "Well," the man said, "come with me. I will take you to our leader, maybe he can help" Jamie shrugged, trusting the man, and followed him, dragging Peter with. Peter, though, knew something was very wrong with the man and tried to tell Jamie he was evil, but Jamie was stupid and wouldn't listen. She just thought Peter was looking for an excuse to shoot someone

MandalorianElf01: They came to a HUGE palace, where the purple man talked with some purple guards in some weird language. The guard lead them to the throne room where a purple man even fatter than the first one sat on a big gold chair. He shouted an order, and all the guards charged Jamie and Peter with sharp spears. While Jamie stood paralyzed by fright, Peter swung into action, grabbing her gun, and proceeded to blow the living crap out of everything that moved. Jamie, standing perfectly still, wasnt harmed.

x0eyesonly0x: All of a sudden Peter, panting from all his work, and the frightened Jamie were standing in a room piled with dead purple bodies. Jamie came out of the trance she was in and thanked Peter for saving her life. They both celebrate another victory. Suddenly a servant walked into the room looking for the Leader, who was now laying on the ground with a bullet hole in his head. The servant started screaming at the top of her lungs. Peter lunged to quiet her.

MandalorianElf01: " Please, dont kill me!" she screamed, " if you let me live, Ill grant you three wishes!" "Oh, that is sooooo cliche." Jamie huffed, but Peter was intrigued, "Any three wishes?"

x0eyesonly0x: "Peter, it may be a trap!" Jamie exclaimed. But then Jamie stepped back wondering how it could be a trap. While Jamie contemplated this Peter went ahead with the wishes...

MandalorianElf01: " I wish I was a master fire mage!!!" The purple girl snapped her fingers, and suddenly Peter was surrounded by a fiery aura. "Yes, Yes! The Power, THE ABSOLUTE POWER!!!" Fire shot from his body, incinerating the blood and gore around them.

x0eyesonly0x: Jamie, still thinking and unaffected by the fire, finally came out her second trance. "Peter what are you doing?" Peter started playing with the fire and practiced his powers by scorching the palace walls. Jamie and the servant watched in awe. After a couple hours of playing, Peter finally realized how long it's been and goes to wake Jamie and the servant, who had fallen asleep on the floor, to make his second wish.

MandalorianElf01: But before he could, Jamie asked him,"Can I make a wish?" Peter thought about it, and then said, "Why dont we make a joint wish?" They agreed and disgusted what they should wish for. In the end, they decided and Jamie approached the Purple girl. "I wish that I could have two dragons, one for me and one for my pyro friend over here." Using her powers of Telepathy, the purple girl took two stones and shaped them in the forms of the two dragons as desired be Jamie and Peter, and breathed life into them.

x0eyesonly0x: Jamie started jumping up and down, clapping, as an ugly black dragon leaned over and nuzzled her with its giant scaley nose. A little hurt by the roughness of its skin, Jamie announced that she's naming her Lucifer Nemesis Loki. Meanwhile, Peter got acquainted with his dragon...

MandalorianElf01: The grey and red beast strolled to Peters side, kneeling before him. Blades, spikes, and horns covered his body in a dangerous, orderly collage. Peter stepped toward him and patted his head, saying,"I will call you Vulcan, after the Greek god of fire." Jamie and Peter mounted their dragons and flew into the sky, somersaulting and flipping and spinning, the dragons shooting jets of flame out of their mouths with glee

x0eyesonly0x: After a while of flying around with the dragons Jamie reminded Peter of his third wish. The secret wish. As Jamie somersaulted with Lucifer Nemesis Loki (Luci for short) Peter landed back on the half charred palace for his third wish. He leaned over to the servant to whisper his wish. Jamie strained to listen but could not hear anything and shrugged it off by playing tag with Vulcan and Luci

MandalorianElf01: It turns out that Peter remembered that they couldn't go home, so instead of his planned third wish, he wished that they could go back home.

x0eyesonly0x: Jamie was so happy with Peter that she hugged him. They both climbed onto their dragons and disappeared with the puff odd black smoke. They reappeared in front of Metcalf Junior High. The first thing they did is burn down the school.

MandalorianElf01: But school had already got out so no one was killed. Peter, feeling cheated, proceeded to make people on the street 'spontaneously' combust. "What should we do now with our dragons and your new powers?" Jamie asked, but Peter was having too much fun setting people's feet ablaze.

x0eyesonly0x: Jamie laughed as Peter set Mr. Bee's ablaze and started "experimenting" with fire too. After a few hours almost all of Burnsville was in flames. Jamie and Peter just shrugged. It was a stupid town anyway. Eventually Jamie asked Peter again "What should we do with our dragons now?"

MandalorianElf01: Peter thought for a while (a looooong while), until Jamie put her finger in the air triumphantly, and stated,"We will use them for the better of man kind and the world!" Peter mounted Vulcan, and cried "TO AFGHANISTAN!!!" And they flew off.

x0eyesonly0x: As they flew over the Atlantic ocean, Luci thought it would be fun to spiral on her side. Jamie started slipping off, desperately grabbing at Luci's leathery wings. It was no use, Jamie started falling towards the icey black waters.

MandalorianElf01: "JAMIE!!!" Peter cried, and urged Vulcan after her. Using his fire abilities, Peter heated the water below Jamie to create an updraft and slow her fall. He then launched himself from Vulcan's Back and, surrounded by the fiery aura, flew after Jamie.

x0eyesonly0x: Peter caught Jamie right before she hit the water. Frightened, Jamie fainted. Vulcan was right on Peter's trail as he fell, so he was able to swoop under Peter and Jamie, saving them both. Sitting in place, flapping their massive wings, the dragons waited for Jamie to resume consciousness and for Peter to catch his breath.

MandalorianElf01: Jamie's eyes fluttered as she came to, and Peter asked,"Jamie, are you ok?" "Yeah, I'm ok, thanks for saving my life again, Pete." Peter blushed as Jamie sat up on Lusi's back. Soon they flew over the Afghan cost and over a mountain range.

x0eyesonly0x: They landed on the other side of the mountain to retire for the night. They each found separate caves to sleep in, because if they didnt that would just be weird. The dragons slept outside the caves to keep watch.

MandalorianElf01: The next morning Jamie started off in search of the elusive OSAMA BIN LADIN, while Peter snored in his cave, still asleep. It didn't take Jamie long to do what the USA army hadnt been able to do in four years, and cornered Bin Laden in a cave, with Luci right behind her. Then Bin Laden started laughing and two more terrorists came out with Peter, a biochemical bomb strapped to his chest. He couldn't just blow the bomb because then he would get the Ebola virus.

x0eyesonly0x: "Damn!" Jamie cursed. She didnt know what to do. Jamie, being a master at the martial arts of course, single handedly beat the crap out of the two other terrorists while Luci and Vulcan kept bin Laden cornered, an arm around Peter's neck. "Unhand him!" Jamie screamed.

MandalorianElf01: "Now you listen to me little girl," Bin Laden commanded, "You take your little demon beasts and go away, and I might give your pale friend here a quick death!" "Go Jamie! The bomb has an anti-tamper device and if it goes off, we all get the Ebola virus!" Peter said

x0eyesonly0x: "Isnt there some way to burn it off or something?" Jamie asked stupidly, beginning to panic. A million thoughts whirled around in her head: 'How should I help Peter?....Man, Bin Laden's dirty, how long has it been since he last showered?...I'm hungry...' when suddenly! she can upon a plan...

MandalorianElf01: Then, again using her martial arts expertise, Jamie simply unbuckled the bomb and put it on Bin Laden. Peter stood there astounded, amazed at the simplicity of it. Osama was also stunned, even as Jamie dragged Peter over to their mounts and they flew up. Luci shot a ball of fire at Osama Bin Laden, setting off the bomb, and then Vulcan burned the whole area to kill the Ebola spores.

x0eyesonly0x: "Go Peter! Go Vulcan!" Jamie cheered. Then the four of them (humans and dragons) decided to go to Jamaica, because that's where all their friends went after Jamie and Peter burned down Burnsville. After all, it had been months since they were sucked into the worm hole and they needed to be with everyone they love. So, they started their long journey.

MandalorianElf01: So in Jamaica Peter and Jamie found that their enemies had gone there too. Thirsty for blood, Peter proposed that they hunt them down and torture them and then feed them to the dragons.

x0eyesonly0x: Jamie agreed that is a good idea and they went off to hunt down their enemies. About a mile away they found their enemies fishing off a boardwalk. Jamie signaled the dragons to sneak up behind them and bite their heads off. Pete, a little upset that he didnt get to torture the enemies first, finally calmed down and bought drinks for Jamie and himself. Vodka to be exact. No, they werent the legal age to drink, but if anyone mentioned it they would get their dragons to eat them. And they lived happily ever after as under-aged drunks in Jamaica.

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