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Robyn: oh yeah!
Kathryn: why is everyone looking at me

Lauren: were on in 1
Naseem: Well theres only one thing to do!
EVERYONE: IMPROVISIATION
Naseem: DRAMA POWERS ACTIVATE (FASHING LIGHTS FLASHING LIGHTS FLASHING LIGHTS)

the curtain opens revealing a crowd of anxious parents and wanna be drama people

matt: go drama!

Lauren: Our story begins at the land of narnia where the animals are smart
and people are dumb
Carly and robyn: DO a dear a female dear
Lauren: (through clenched teeth: what are you guys doing
Kathryn: look everyone im a beeeeeeeeeeeeeeutiful princess and you can all be my royal cercents
Lauren: ENOUGH!!!! ladies and gentlemen im sorry but we will have a short interduction right now refreshments will be served in the lobby and please come back to your seats after 15 minutes
carly and robyn: what were we doing wrong
Kathryn: Yeah lauren who said anyone wanted to do your lame play
Lauren: FINE THEN I GUESS WE WILL HAVE TO DO WHATEVER WE WANT
Naseem: your on now (opens curtains)
Lauren our story begins in the kingdom of BoBolicka!, where there is destress the beutiful princess is cut off from her prince due to her fathers judgement.
Danielle: Thy isith? my prince twear hither sadle i morn morn morn
Lauren: I am here your royalness
Kathryn: I believe there is a mistake for i am the TRUE princess she is an imposter and should be iliminated at once
Lauren: (in a whisper to herself)...my courear is ruined and yes i said courear its french for you see im a genious and i like to use big words that you dont know.
Danielle: would a rose smell as sweet if i were to bash its head in with a mail box???
Kathryn: Why dont you bring it on
Danielle: tis go time mere imposter
With this they both took out light sabers and fought a massive battle which lauren nearly died because she was arguing with herself on how she would save the play from sucking and didnt get out of the way untill the last minute.
Kathryn: You fight well
Danielle: A tis doith you too for a mortal
and with this they were both about to kill each other when carly through her pig in and it  exploded!
Carly: where is my uncle da nah nah nah nah?
Lauren: (curls up into a ball sucking her thumb says to herself) my reputation its its its ruined
naseem enters with robyn
Naseem: i got your uncle write here (points to her fist
Robyn: Yeah carly why dont you take your pig and leave you dum dum
Carly: (still singing) i will killllllllllllllllllll you
Robyn naseem and carly start strangling each other in a triangular formation and spin off the stage
Lauren: well i guess it's up to me (looks at audience) now  i will preform my break dancing routine
lauren break dances up a storm with head spinning and wind milling and the works it was so grand you could put a e at the end of grand.
for the grand finally tim and brian throw her in the air and she does a double helix backflip summersault with a twist when she touches the ground fireworks blast into the air (curtoesy of matts magic WINK**)
Everyone comes on stage and does a bow ashley does a funky laser light show and does shadow puppets shauna hits laruen and runs away the lights die revealing a empty auditorium only card board cut outs of parents except for matt he was really there (go drama)
Lauren: WHAT THE BLEEP
carly: hey what do you know tomorow is  the play NOT today
Everyone except lauren: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA and then shrugs then they all freeze while the credits roll.

the morale of the story make sure there is an audience before the blinding lights turn on and you cant tell and if carly says its thursday its really wednesday