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GC MoguiViper9: The one and only, Hostess, presiding
element2148: im mike from eagan
element2148: Im also the dictator of New Zanzabar
ZeroNightmare001: I'm jack
GC MoguiViper9: Mr. Holst from the city limits
element2148: O Im the dictator and laurens the prime minister
GC MoguiViper9: I once had all of Uganda or something like that... But I gave all the poor and HIV positive people to Lauren, so now I have nothing left
element2148: ha ha
GC MoguiViper9: Whoa, peeps make me crave more peeps
GC MoguiViper9: And something to drink <Cough>
mindgames1317: you dont get it new zanzibar is a totally new country
mindgames1317: much better than old zanzibar
element2148: they suck balls
element2148: we have the support of Destiniys Child
GC MoguiViper9: I have a Secret Mountain Stronghold filled with thousands of obedient henchmen...
GC MoguiViper9: So I don't need the suppord of Destineys Child
GC MoguiViper9: Besides, I have the support of 70's super band Meatloaf
element2148: Yeah well I have 27 underground military bases were im stock pileing neuclear wepons to blow up the moon, jupiter, and mexico
element2148: we have dido and nelly
mindgames1317: and cher
GC MoguiViper9: Mexico deserve it, but what did the moon do to you?
element2148: it winked at me
ZeroNightmare001: yeah thats reason enough
GC MoguiViper9: I have Lonesome George Thrugood
element2148: and with jupiter theres just to many planets
GC MoguiViper9: Mars is closer
GC MoguiViper9: ERICA!
element2148: yeah but im claiming mars in the name of New Zanzabar and colonizing it
element2148: we have the gay guy from Will & Grace
NewAgeAlfalfa has entered the room.
mindgames1317: hi adam
element2148: and David Scwimmer
NewAgeAlfalfa: hi
GC MoguiViper9: HA, good luck, let me know how that turns out, Then I get Freddy Murcury, the gay guy from Queen... He's a gay pianist, say that out lound, it's funny
element2148: he supports us along with the rest of the friends
element2148: we have Queen Latifah
element2148: thats right
mindgames1317: ooh shot down
element2148: damn straigt
GC MoguiViper9: I got the Dell guy...
GC MoguiViper9: Nevermind
GC MoguiViper9: yoiu can have him
element2148: hell no
mindgames1317: the dell guy reminds me of mikey york
NewAgeAlfalfa: hahahaha he's not the dell guy anymore!
NewAgeAlfalfa: he got fired
GC MoguiViper9: I get artist formerly formaly known as Prince
element2148: I have Barbra Walters
NewAgeAlfalfa: I dont know what were talking about but I have uh uh Adam Sanlder
mindgames1317: dont forget about cloris leachman
GC MoguiViper9: I get Katie Kruic
element2148: and the little asian girl from the welches grape juice commercials
GC MoguiViper9: Curic
GC MoguiViper9: Whatever
ZeroNightmare001: sorry holst he wins
element2148: well we got matt laur
GC MoguiViper9: F--- you Jack Snyder!
ZeroNightmare001 has left the room.
element2148: and the Regis & Kelly
mindgames1317: mike we need to get fran drescher
GC MoguiViper9: I get Carmen Sandiago and Carmen Electra and all the carmens
element2148: hell yeah
GC MoguiViper9: And Hough Hefner
element2148: We have the big fat greek family
element2148: and that fat girl from the facts of life
GC MoguiViper9: And the lead singer of 70's Super band, Journey
NewAgeAlfalfa: I got Martha Stewart, Joan Riovers, and Kathy Lee Gifford
mindgames1317: i think theres gonna be a war starting
element2148: we have martha
NewAgeAlfalfa: that will scare all your people
element2148: MARTHA IS MINE BITCH!
NewAgeAlfalfa: when did you call her WHORE?
element2148: we have the dog from friaser
element2148: marhta comes with him
NewAgeAlfalfa: I shot the dog and martha came to my side
NewAgeAlfalfa: cause she hated the dog
element2148: NEVER!
NewAgeAlfalfa: YES!
element2148: we have Joyce Dewitt
NewAgeAlfalfa: who the hell is that?
element2148: and a bomb
GC MoguiViper9: I get Mike Turner (Fathom, SPAWN) and Mark Miller (Powers, Leage of Extrordinary Gentlemen, UXM) and all the other great comic book writers of our time
element2148: she was on threes company
element2148: I got ted turner
GC MoguiViper9: I get Bill Gates!
mindgames1317: we get tim curry
element2148: and rupert murdock
GC MoguiViper9: That takes care of funding
GC MoguiViper9: I get all the fraggles from Fraggle Rock
GC MoguiViper9: And Trolls
element2148: we have the wiggles
NewAgeAlfalfa: I get all sesame street characters
GC MoguiViper9: And Weeble, they wobble but they don't fall down
NewAgeAlfalfa: and telletubbies
element2148: we have the blues clues crew
element2148: and the muppets
GC MoguiViper9: I get Seemy
GC MoguiViper9: <Sticks tongue out>
NewAgeAlfalfa: I get Lauren!
element2148: we have shlee and lauren
NewAgeAlfalfa: NO!
element2148: i had lauren 2 weeks ago
element2148: even ask her
GC MoguiViper9: I get Space Ghost
NewAgeAlfalfa: Ashleys admitted shes my bitch though, hahaha shes mine!
GC MoguiViper9: Well I get you, so I get Lauren too
element2148: hell no
NewAgeAlfalfa: yuh huh
element2148: no
element2148: well i got u
NewAgeAlfalfa: me?
mindgames1317: hey dont i get any choice in this?
element2148: so i got me and lauren
GC MoguiViper9: Don't deny me, I'll sick Waldo from Where's Waldo on you, you'll never see him coming
NewAgeAlfalfa: I have Rocky and Bullwinkel and boris and natasha
element2148: I have The smurfs
mindgames1317: we have frau farbissina
GC MoguiViper9: I get Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, the whole tos family, Pepsi and the fake doritos at Cub
NewAgeAlfalfa: I have Anna Nicole Smith and the Osbournes
element2148: hell no
NewAgeAlfalfa: I called them!
element2148: no one is a bigger anna nicole addict then me
GC MoguiViper9: I get Eric
mindgames1317: ooh you cant take ANNA NICOLE
mindgames1317: mike is an anna nicole freak
element2148: hell yeah
NewAgeAlfalfa: hey just cause I call the good ones doesnt mean you can deny me them
GC MoguiViper9: She's phat
GC MoguiViper9: ;-)
NewAgeAlfalfa: and fat
mindgames1317: but mike has the anna nicole soundtrack
element2148: ill give u the batcholor and the batcholorette
GC MoguiViper9: I get
element2148: i have the computor game 2
GC MoguiViper9: RUSH!
NewAgeAlfalfa: fine Im keeping the osbournes
element2148: i get the pope
element2148: and the dahli lama
NewAgeAlfalfa: no religous figures!
element2148: says who?
mindgames1317: fine then we get queen elizabeth
NewAgeAlfalfa: they will commit miracles
GC MoguiViper9: It's a rule
NewAgeAlfalfa: yeah
element2148: no it isnt
mindgames1317: and prince charles
NewAgeAlfalfa: it is too
GC MoguiViper9: I get... Yogi Beara
element2148: and the queen mum
NewAgeAlfalfa: they will try to commit miracles
GC MoguiViper9: Is he a religous figure?
aerodynamicpiggy has entered the room.
element2148: i get Tony Blair
aerodynamicpiggy has left the room.
GC MoguiViper9: I get Yau from the Mastercard comericals or whatever
element2148: hes laurens personal assistant
element2148: its yao
mindgames1317: i love tony blair hes my friend
element2148: he every ones friend
NewAgeAlfalfa: I get uhm uhm uhm YANI
element2148: i get enya
mindgames1317: we get bizzy d, stevo, cone, and dave from sum 41
mindgames1317: and coolio
NewAgeAlfalfa: I get michael bolton and the dead thing on his head
element2148: i get madonna carlos santana
element2148: i get harison ford
NewAgeAlfalfa: I get Brad Pitt
element2148: i get jenifer ansiston
NewAgeAlfalfa: and uh some cat
element2148: and all the friends
NewAgeAlfalfa: someone already called the friends
GC MoguiViper9: I get... Um... Sting
element2148: i get the cat from sabrina the teenage witch
GC MoguiViper9: And U2 ;-)
element2148: and the other witchs
NewAgeAlfalfa: I get sabrina1
mindgames1317: NO NOT U2
GC MoguiViper9: Lmao
element2148: i get solie moon fry
mindgames1317: you could kill the entire population of the planet with one glance from bono!
NewAgeAlfalfa: I have to go bye everyone!
GC MoguiViper9: I get Yoko Ono
GC MoguiViper9: I win
GC MoguiViper9: Bye
element2148: i get pamila andersons boobs
element2148: u can have her
NewAgeAlfalfa: bye
element2148: not her boobs
GC MoguiViper9: I get the rest of her... Nevermind
NewAgeAlfalfa has left the room.
GC MoguiViper9: I don't want it
element2148: i get rudy guliani
element2148: i get paul mcartney
GC MoguiViper9: Just becauce he has a made for TV movie on him?
element2148: yes
element2148: i get the cast of snl
GC MoguiViper9: I get the guy who shot John Lennon, so I can shoot him, if he's not dead
element2148: u can have the fat one
GC MoguiViper9: I get Conan O'Brian
element2148: i get david
mindgames1317: we get jon stewart
GC MoguiViper9: And John Stewart
GC MoguiViper9: DAMN IT!
GC MoguiViper9: I want him
element2148: ha ha
mindgames1317: haha i said it first!
GC MoguiViper9: I'll trade you U2 for him
element2148: i get jules asner
GC MoguiViper9: Wild on, I get Brook Burk
mindgames1317: no im not getting anywhere near u2
element2148: and michael esseny
GC MoguiViper9: I'll trade you Sting for him then
element2148: no
mindgames1317: no jon stewart is ours
element2148: i get carson daily
element2148: and quidus
GC MoguiViper9: What the Hell, I already have you, so I get Lauren, so I get what she has anyway
element2148: u cant have lauren or me
element2148: and we cant have u
GC MoguiViper9: Why not?
GC MoguiViper9: Fine
element2148: i get darht vader
GC MoguiViper9: I get Captain Crunch
mindgames1317: we get count chocula!
element2148: i get oprah
element2148: and rosie odonnel
GC MoguiViper9: I get Doc. Phil
GC MoguiViper9: I get Corporate America
element2148: and caroline rae both witch and talk show host
GC MoguiViper9: One in the same...
GC MoguiViper9: I get NASA
mindgames1317: we get pikachu and all the various pokemon
element2148: i get all those cool tobacco execs. they badmouth on target marckt
GC MoguiViper9: I got Target Market then
element2148: i get the fat mexican woman from will and grace
GC MoguiViper9: I get the cast of Home Movies
mindgames1317: we get bob sagat!
GC MoguiViper9: F---
GC MoguiViper9: I lost
mindgames1317: oh yes
mindgames1317: oh yes
element2148: i get the whole NBC prime time cast
GC MoguiViper9: I give up
mindgames1317: YES!w
element2148: GLORY TO NEW ZANZABAR!
GC MoguiViper9: I'll trade you everybody I have except Carmen Electra for John Stewart so I got out with dignity
mindgames1317: nope
GC MoguiViper9: How about the TMNT?
element2148: its worht it for Yoko ono
GC MoguiViper9: And I'll keep U2 for you Lauren
mindgames1317: THANK YOU
mindgames1317: dude this conversation is going up on my sitge
element2148: thats just what i was thinking
GC MoguiViper9: So I got Carmen Electra, John Stewart, and U2?
mindgames1317: okay
GC MoguiViper9: Ok
mindgames1317: and we have everyone else
element2148: yes