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Cuisinart vs. the Dryer

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Independent2148: i hate my compooper
mindgames1317: stupid
Independent2148: lol
Independent2148: did u get my latest anna gram
Independent2148: the quit ur bitchen and eat ur pizza one
mindgames1317: yes
Independent2148: lol
Independent2148: anna nicole is so silly
mindgames1317: why do u like  that show so much?
Independent2148: its soooo funny
Independent2148: shes so stupid
Independent2148: i even have her CD
Independent2148: she doesnt sing but still
mindgames1317: thats beautiful
Independent2148: i lend it to u some time its hillarious its the theme song and sound clips over and over again
Independent2148: o i kno were u can hear it
mindgames1317: where?
Independent2148: http://www.eonline.com/On/AnnaNicole2/Downloads/
Independent2148: scroll down and go to the club mix
mindgames1317: i dont have speakers right now
Independent2148: o
Independent2148: well i'll burn u a copy some time
Independent2148: its soooo funny
Independent2148: like stupid funny
mindgames1317: awesome
Independent2148: lol
Independent2148: but u do have to come tonight
mindgames1317: ill try
Independent2148: u have to
Independent2148: NO ONE DISOBEYS DRYER! >:o
mindgames1317: cuisinart can disobey whoever she wants to disobey
Independent2148: but im dryer im the most important appliance of them all and the most powerful
mindgames1317: no youre not important at all
Independent2148: WHAT?!
mindgames1317: people can use clotheslines without you but what if they wanted something blended?
Independent2148: I AM DRYER I KNOW ALL AND SEE ALL
mindgames1317: no you dont
Independent2148: THE GAS APPLIANCES ARE SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHER APPLIANCES
mindgames1317: umm no
mindgames1317: i have to disagree
mindgames1317: you can never leave your wall
mindgames1317: im portable
mindgames1317: i can go anywhere
Independent2148: IM THE SECOND BIGGEST APPLIANCE
mindgames1317: see anything
Independent2148: REFRIERATOR IS THE BIGGEST BUT SHES NOT GAS
mindgames1317: whos refridgerator
Independent2148: STACI
mindgames1317: ohhhhhhhhhhh
Independent2148: ur being demoted
Independent2148: ur new tittle is water softner
mindgames1317: no! you cant demote me!
Independent2148: i can do that cuz i'm dryer
mindgames1317: you dont have that power
Independent2148: yes i do
mindgames1317: well im rebelling from you
mindgames1317: im starting a new group of electic appliances
Independent2148: never the other appliances wont stand 4 it
Independent2148:  but ur just a water softner
mindgames1317: no im not
mindgames1317: im a cuisinart
Independent2148: fine u can be washing machine
Independent2148: cuisenart doesnt make washing machines
Independent2148: and plus I'm a kenmore
Independent2148: I'm taking over the house
mindgames1317: im moving to a different house
mindgames1317: and im not a washing machine
mindgames1317: im a cuisinart
Independent2148: u cant im afraid you'll find esacpe quite impossable
mindgames1317: oh what are you gonna do? DRY ME?
Independent2148: damn straight
mindgames1317: well im sorry
mindgames1317: im already out the door
Independent2148: ive had refriderator and toaster seal all the exits
Independent2148: so no u arent
Independent2148: u cant go it alone you would need a larger and more powerful appliance and dishwasher and refridurator r on my side
mindgames1317: but im sleeping with the furnace. and he's all powerful
Independent2148: there shall be no rebelion in my house
Independent2148: there is no furnace
Independent2148: and if there was a furnace he cant leave hes bolted down
mindgames1317: yes but he'll burn you out
mindgames1317: how can you not have a furnace?
mindgames1317: you'd freeze!
Independent2148: never we're in completely seperate rooms
Independent2148: he had to be killed
Independent2148: we live in L.A.
mindgames1317: thats it im getting out of this whole house thing. im moving into williams sonoma
mindgames1317: thats the good life for an appliance like a blender
Independent2148: u cant leave
mindgames1317: yes i can2
Independent2148: u dont have ur box
Independent2148: I DO!
Independent2148: muw ha ha ha ha ha!
mindgames1317: i can be the display model!
Independent2148: never
Independent2148: wait unless u have a really long extension cord u arent going anywere
mindgames1317: im battery powered
Independent2148: no u arent
Independent2148: u cant be
Independent2148: cuisenart doesnt make battery powered appliances
mindgames1317: dah! i
mindgames1317: i hate you!
Independent2148: MUWA HA HA HA HA HA !
Independent2148: I'm so evil
mindgames1317: you are
Independent2148: no one leaves sink tried once and that provved unsucsessful
 
 
                                              -Later-
Independent2148: would u like to donate to the dimes 4 mimes foundation
Independent2148: think of the poor mimes
mindgames1317: no i got mugged by a group of mimes once
mindgames1317: theyre the devil
Independent2148: how about the brotherhood of jewish clowns last year ove 300 clowns were killed by tornados the worst was in lubbock texas there were flopy shoes and rainbow wigs every were
mindgames1317: im sorry
Independent2148: wait clowns died thats a good thing
mindgames1317: i cant stand mimes or clowns
mindgames1317: the mimes choked me with their invisible rope and the clowns terrrorize my dreams
Independent2148: me neither u should have seen me kick some clown ass at the circus when i went with the school patrols
mindgames1317: you guys went to the circus?
Independent2148: 5th grade
mindgames1317: HAHA  u suck! we got to go to valleyfair!
Independent2148: i tripped a clown on stilts
Independent2148: so did we
mindgames1317: clown
Independent2148: we also went to skateville
mindgames1317: us too
mindgames1317: clown
mindgames1317: mime
Independent2148: what now
mindgames1317: clown
mindgames1317: mime mime
Independent2148: we went twice and we go to go to camp upstate
mindgames1317: poo
mindgames1317: mime
Independent2148: stick that in ur bong and smoke it