Once upon a time there was a king whose daughter was a spoiled brat and thought that just cuz she was living in a monarchy country she should get whatever she wanted (you know being a princess and all). So one day shes walking around her kingdom beating the poverty stricken towns folk with fish guts, and laughing hysterically. Then suddenly an evil villager throws ketchup at her, but right before it hit her, a brave peasant leaped in front of the ketchup saving the princess. The great King saw this marvelous act and ran to the hero and said, Oh great peasant I thank you many, many times for saving my (thankfully) only daughter.

The peasant flashed the princess a white, toothy grin and through back his glorious hair, (forgetting that he had ketchup all over him) and said, Dont mention it.

Oh my god! Youre like, that prince guy like arent you? the princess said smiling herself.

Well actually... He said throwing her another perfectly white toothed grin, I just happen to be the prince from, you know, that other country place.

The princess giggled and said, Hey Daddy! I have a great idea why dont we invite this....hero like guy to our like castle forlike dinner or something. Itd be like lots of like fun!

The kind smiled slightly and said Of course, of course! he patted the guy on the back and he had his servants carry the three back to the castle.

Later that night after a perfect dinner with the Santa Clause, and of course the guest of honor, the prince, the prince and princess went up to her chambers for a little desert (if you know what I mean).

The next day the prince went to the king and said, Oh king, your daughter.dancesso gloriouslythat was one of the best times Ive had in a while (of course Ive had better, I mean have you seen the whores these daysI mean what wonderful whorehouses there are in this fine country) Id like your permission to marry your daughter, kill you making me king, then changing into a democracy which will be full of government conspiracies (more fun for me that way) then take over the world with my race of super vacuum cleaners and aardvarks, then before I die I will kill everyone with a nuclear bomb including myself.

The king smiled and said, Your have my permission!

THE END

THE AARDVARKS ARE COMING THE AARDVARKS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!