one night i was up drinking and after me 5th martini and my 8th beer and my 11th
tequlia shot i was almost out of booze so i grabed some whiskey and got in the
car then I realized I'm in no condition to drive a car so i got in the truck and
headed to the liquor store but when i got there is was closed so i went to the
super america and i asked the woman can i have some booze and alcohol and then
shes all like "I don't work here" and I'm all like "hey your not the boss of me
you can't tell me what to do" so then i gets my booze and alcohol and i leaves
and then some guy yelling in indiana talk i couldn't understand very good came
out screamsing somthing about money and i said "whats your beef" and so i got in
his car and left so im thinkin i should go to veagas if i win money i can buy
more of the finest wine super america has to offer so then i think "hey i need
some music" so i pull a mixed tape of cher and enya songs out of my pocket as i
crusie down the road in some guys 1985 chevorlet caprice classic and then some
guy was following me thinking hes the pope of england just because his car has
flashing lights and a siren well i can say hes not the pope of anything finally
theres like elenty of them following me then i said to Courtney Cox in the back
seat "hey baby we gotta lose these honkies" but then i thought i saw an off ramp
but i turned out to be a dear after i tried to drive on it so i ended up in a
ditch but courtney cox managed to get out and free all the NBC stars from the
trunk i think kelsey grammer stepped on me and i yelles at sipawitz you cant
hide from me then black then a jail in kentucky were granny clampett had bailed
me out and given me some moonshine for my road trip with john adams we were to
fight the the ethiopians in world war 12 john coulnt handle the moonshine and
fell out of th tank just when i thought I'd reached Prauge it turned out to be
New Orleans and it was Marty Gras birtday and i forgot to get him a present i
felt so bad i went and i bought him a gypsy baby for lunch but then the smirfs
took it and i said "hey smirfs bring back that baby so marty can eat it" later i
found the smirfs but no baby they had given it to rosanne so me and the smirfs
and i went and had a drink then i thought i better get home that ugly kid from
saved by the bell must miss me so me and the flintstones who i accidently let
out of the TV hopped the next taradactal back to bedrock but on out second
layover in Turkmenistan i made a quick stop at the hospital and the gave me a
pandas liver pandas the famous chinese drinkin bear we'ev had a few drinkin
contests before but by now i was on the next bus back to Indonesia and thats my
famous story on how i saved kuanza