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My Storry of th Year of the Poney

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My Storry of th Year of the Poney
By Derek Caulfield

 
Matt A-cat
Matt H-Fish
Kathryn-Poney
Laurn B-hourse
Laurn F-Hamster
Jamie-Faret
Dani-Bird
Moe-lizzerd
Derek-Dog

this storry is a twist about a Poney that is trying to tack over the world bye
kill all that dissobays her

poney-i change you to a dddddddddual
fish-i acept your dddddddddual

at that moment poney squashs the fish then slaming it in to the dirt tile it
dies a slow and painful dieth

poney-gwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha on do more to go

but unawer poney was she had a stalker that was a spy

dog-the names dog gunther dog
poney-well dog are you agenst me tacking over the world
dog-no but can you say that in to this tape blayer microphone
poney-o ok but why do i have to
dog-because so the train dosent kill us
poney-o ok

so dog joins poney

poney-this food sucks
dog-indeed
poney-this hole damn dinner sucks

at that moment a crazzy hamster aka the sheff attacks with fly nuchuks

ponry-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im going to beat your ass all the way back to Hong
Kong

and so see did

dog-well he must want chines food ahha ahha
poney-that wasnt funny
dog- o sorry
cat-hello im caaa

but before he could finish

dog-arf arf

and the dog drevowerd the tasty morsel

poney-well om....
dog-o look theres a bird and a faret fighting over there
poney-what were
dog there

bird-land lover bwahahahhahahahahhah (and the bird pooped on the faret)
faret-aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh that was grose (and the faret jumped up and snaped th
bird in its moth the feret then tor off all the fethers and ate it )
faret-ummmmmm

then the poney-came in and smashed the faret

poney-hahahahahaha that felt good
dog- you like killing things dont you
poney-yes yes i do look a nother battle now its a hourse and a lizzerd

lizzard-im goingto kill you (then the lizzer barried it self in the hourse hide
and  bite some things and the hourse fliped upside down and died)
lizzard-bwhahahahahahahahah i told you

then the poney camover and tore off the lizzards lims and squashed it

dog-gezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz you really like killing things
poney-yes and now the world is mind gwahahahahahahahah
dog-not so fast operation alfa go

and then the dog bluw up but it was no efect the poney was uifecked

YU-ge-oh-haha no you have no more life points i win now pay up loser
Some punk-i didnt lose youdid then he pulled out a gun and blasted YU-Ge-HOs
head off


the end