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The Quest For The Magic Ompaumpa

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The Quest For The Magic Ompaumpa

By Derek Caulfield

Matt H-mario=
Jamie-princess Peach=
Matt A-flower Warrior=
Danielle-BLACK NIGHT+
Moe-Also a BLACK NIGHT BUT WITH a red strip+
Lauren B-evil pigeon+
Laurn F-voices of ham hams and evil gunner+
Derek-evil hamster HAMARTO+

we gonin our hero on his way to his client a rusty pipe but when he was looking
for his lucky pipe wrench he notessed his ompa lumpa has stolen because he saw a
leter witch says( if you want your beloved pocker buddy/ompa lumpa you willhave
to pay .50$ at   the evail layer of Pawn America in the restriced section

Mario-gasp i musta hurry ifa i wanta meyamoney form mya client

Peach-what i dont trust you this is a setup so you can leave me for a week

mario-no meya wifea i sa love you we wella do thisa together

peach-well i gess so it can be like old times + i get to beat things with a
frying pan

mario-yay and i gettoa through fire balls yay

so as our wantabe crocodile hunter scwade looks for pawn america they fine a
weed but wait it isnt a nomal weed is a FOLER WARRIOR

flower w-whatssssss upppppppppppp my dogs

mario-oook n/m so what are you doing in a place like this

flower w- im a pimp looking for som Bi--hs

peach-gasp this siko would be perfice for that ompa lumpa

flower w-what a ompa lumpa i have had one of those f--kers in a long time
+ im dead sexy

so the FOWER WARRIOR joined ower heros posse

peach-good god not that name

but all ofa suden a evil best comes in to view

pigeon-Bwahahahhahahaha im on a mission to dirty up that van
SPLAT SPLAT SSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLATTTTTTTTTTT
bwhahahahahahahahaha

folwer w-ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm pigeon

peach o god not his agean

Mario-nota to werry

all o a sudden mario throughs a flaming ball (only 4.99 just call 1800-ball) but
the bird only gets fazzed and falls through the back window

fower w-yumm pigeon (and eats the dazzed bird)

peach/mario barf up the raviollie

fower w-yummm raviollie

finaly they mack to Pawn America but three mity wariors meat them there
but wait there evil

black w-attackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

black w red-okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

gunner-im loaded up full of ham hams

black w- fire

boom boom boomb boom

Ham ham-hahahahahah suck fur

gunner-gahaahahahahahhahahahaha

so our hero fight to the death

peach-thank goodness that fower things died nad i packed two pans

Folwer w- im not dead but soon to be because of thes da-n ham hams eating me
from the insideout

right after he got done speecking BOOM he blu up and peach squashed all thos ham
hams

mario-(clenchs some peaces of the folwer and yells) noooooooooooooooooooooooo

peach-waht are you doing?

mario shrogs

black w/black w red-you may have won the battle but you havent won the war

gunner-rats im out of ham hams time for the altamet wepon

BOOM

peter-hi every one yum donuts (as peter eats he smers iy all over his face)

ario/peach let out bloody screams and book for the great chamber

mario- theres my ompa lumpa

ompa lumpa is tie to a pule

peach-but weres the evil guu

but before she could finsh a huge lego robot comes out of noware

mario- thatsa hamtaro in that thing

hamtaro- thats right you Italian idiot lurn to speek proper english

mario breacks out crying

peach-hey thats my husband you talking to

and at that moment peach smacks hamtaro legos go every were and hamtaro is out
of here and the croud goes wild

croud-PEACH cha cha PEACH cha cha PEACH cha cha

mario walks over to the opma lumpa and fines him died

mario-noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

mario- why why why couldent i hit hamtaro

peach-o shut up lets go

the end by derek