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Shitiest Storry Ever
By Derek Caulfield

matta/matth-shit gards matt h green matt a red
jamie-queen
moe/derek/dani-pesents
lauren f/lauren b-prensess Laurenf yellow p and lauren b blue p

derek-im so hungry
moe-o shut up you have said that 74 times now
dani-yay but really that queen and her eval duaters tret us like f--cing sh-t
derek-yay really
moe-i think a up rising is in order
derek-but first we need wepons
dani-indeed ill tack this easy to get ax
moe-and ill tack this very easy sword
derek-and ill tack this very very easy what no theres only fans

in the grand chamber

queen-green gard fech my fual
gaurd-but my ms evalness you ordered there heads to be cut of 5 seconds ago
queen-o very well then ...... dance

all of a suden the green gaurd starts danceing

blue p/yellow p-red guard please empty the poop can to day and this time try to
poor it on someone this time

derek- im so happy i gust got some yummy food
(ssssssssplllatttttttttt) o what is this shite o come on wait this is cinda good
hey guy thanks  hey moe dani you want some
moe/danny barf up but sence there so hungry they eat it all
derek-hey thats mine

but when derk gose to steal his food back i trips over a wepon wow a spear yay
ya i got a spear
dani-you no thats the pointy end
derek- i think i no whats the sharp end and what isnt gezzzzzzzzzzz

sence derek is so stupid he stabs him self in the leg

derek-owwww
moe-wow are you stupid
dani-dont we all no

mean will in the royal chamber

queen/p yellow/p blue-were hunngry go steal all the pesents food

derek-hey thats ours
moe-yay you b---h
dani-you dirty f--ker give us our food
red gaurd-orders from the royals
gree gaurd-yay
dani/moe/derek-thats time to du du du dual
green g-not that bloody game
moe-no you ediot
dani-gust jummp them you guys

dani derek and moe steal the aromer except moe and dani clamed the armor

derek-d--n im scard
moe-o shut up

queen-dance dauters dance gwahahahahahaha

boom on the door they softly here a
derek-aowww
moe-you moron
dani-there is a wandal

the door opens

queen-gasp
yellow p-gasp
blue p-im hungry o yay gasp
dani-o can it
moe-yay were tacking over
derek-so am i imhungry to o yay were tacking you down
queen-bwahahahahahaha i no how to fite to but it seems i cant get out of my
chair
yellow p-same here
blue p-man im hungry o yay i cant get up
dani-just stick them in the hart
moe-ok
derek-man im hungry o yay ok
they all walk up to the roya famally and slay them
the end