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Blair Which Project
By Derek Caulfield

cast

Matt h- curmet thye frog
Jamie- Ms.piggy
matt a-Yu ge oh
derek-pikkacu
zack-grandpa
lauren f-brack dancer named Jam
lauren b-dj named LL
dani and moe- tarryers (dogs)

well here we are at the biggest dance contest in the world that has no
name... any way the mast dj LL and Her Sidkick her name Jam the famous
brackdancer famuos duel monsters

LL- come on Jam lets so them how to dance

BABA DE DE BA TA DEFA BA DA BEEPBLALA DADA

jam-im so tierd
LL- so am i and my fingers hert

Ms.piggy-come curmit lets so them

ms.piggy grabs the truntables and curmit starts dancing
BA daDA BA daDA Ba HA da fiklda ta wa wiciwici

LL/Jam- wow there good
ms.piggy-thank you but still were better bwahahahahahahah ahem curmit
curmit- no no not the wip ok ok haha
ms.piggy-very good
LL- well i think we should join each othere to defet yu ge ho a pikacu
ms.piggy wered that come from
LL-i just read it of this candy rapper
jam-yay my deck will defet yu ge ho
LL-and i think we can just kick pikacuin the mommy daddy button
curmit-save me
ms.piggy-quit well i gess we could help you + i want a pikacu fur coat
jam-but i think we need a grandpa
LL-what
Jam-i dont no i just readit off that caddy rapper
LL-ok hey theres one
grandpa-leave me alone
Jam-aaaaaaaaaa do you want join us on our quest
grandpa- heck no zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
LL-just grab him and lets go

1 million miles away at a fast food resteront

yu ge ho-damn veggys
pikachu- now now yu ge you must eat your vegies or you wont grow up big
in stroung
Yu ge ho- o can it tarryers i oder you to eat my vegies
tarryer/dani-fuck that
tarryer/moe- i dont want no damn vegies
yu ge ho-ok ok lets just go home

1 million miles away at a casale right across the road from the dance
contest

LL-wow theres the casle
ms.piggy-well lets go get that fur coat
jam-ook lets go
curmet-no im tierddd not no the face

this part is to graphical for me to tell you about it

LL-attack

yu ge ho- seened the atack dogs
tarryers-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz no  no im not going zzzzzzzzz
yu ge ho-fine no more food for you

suddenly the two tarryers perc up and dart at curmet
curmet- nooooooooo no not the mommy daddy buttom ooooooooooooooooooooo

curmet huddels in a ball holding hes nuts
ms.piggy hahahahahahaha i mean poor poor curmite
LL/Jam send out a barrage of stacks at the dogs the two tarryers are
distracked and start eating the meat

yu ge ho-drat my tarryers well you wont get past me deck i challenge
you to a dual
Jam-ok uops i droped a torch on your deck
yu ge ho-nooooo my deck

then ms.piggy slaps him all the way to hogwarts

piakcu-hahahaha you may have gotin past my partner

butt befor pikacu could finish his sentance gandpa smacked him
unconscious

Grandpa-quit im nappen

wile grandpa was nappen ms.piggy was shaving pikacu but curmet ....

curment-nomore i wont tack it any more
LL/jam/ms.piggy-o shut it and beat curmit in to a pulp

the end

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