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The Story of Billy

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The Story of Billy
By Ashley McClure

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"Hello, Billy!"
 

  o_O    "I want toast"
 
"What are you talking about? You don't eat toast"
 

  o_O    "I want my toast!!!"
 
"What is going on?! What's wrong with you?"
 

  o_O     "WHERE'S MY DAMN TOAST!?!"
 
"BILLY!!! What your language!"
 

  o_O       "I WANT MY FUCKING TOAST!!!"

"Billy! I don't understand? First you obsess over toast (even though you have Celiac's Disease!) and then you SWEAR at me!! What's gotten into you?" [gasp] "Billy! I know what you are! You're STONED!!"
 
and the moral is:
Don't do drugs because there will never be enough toast. Isn't that right, Billy?
 

  o_O         "I'm hungry"