it was a windy winter evening when a young little girl asked her grandfather when his first kiss was the grandfather had a shine to his eyes and replied i "i remeber it like yesterday" (FLASHBACK SEQUENCE)
twas the year 1432 and the minute men sucessfully drove out the redcoats alas the new, free colonies had time to regain there bearings and i had time to visit my childhood sweet heart, Belle. once i got to her plantation i entered her deserted mannor only to find a solitary note with this message
Dear bob (the little girl's grandfather) we had fun i remeber one time we laughed well goodbye
and that is the story of how Ernist saved christmas

the morale of the story is never dream of oceans that are full of sand